10 Unforgettable Quotes From Bobby Heenan

Sunday we lost one of the greatest and most entertaining mangers/ commentators of all time Bobby “The Brain” Heenan. Now I will say that he was way before my time but with growing up I watched a lot of old wrestling DVD’s of moments that were way before my time so for the most part I can say he made me laugh a lot. Bobby left a lot of us entertained and managed some of the greatest wrestlers of all time. He was truly a man of many words so I am going to leave you with my top 10 quotes from Bobby Heenan and 2 videos of his greatest moments and a part of his hall of fame speech(couldn’t find full video) where he showed that not even throat cancer can stop him from being great. He even inducted himself. Love and prayers got out to his family and the WWE universe. You will truly be missed.

  • “You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile.”
  • “I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages”
  • “Two things that scare me the most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce”
  • “I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me”
  • “You win some you lose some. Unless you’re Virgil , then you lose them all.”
  • “If you’re poor and you do something stupid, you’re nuts. If you’re rich and do something stupid, you’re eccentric.
  • “A friend in need is a pest.”
  • “Remember folks, fish are relatives. After two days, they stink.”
  • “Ya listen to me, you’ll go to the top! You don’t listen to me, you’re never heard from again!”
  • “Everyone should have cancer one time – then you’d know that other things aren’t important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don’t mean nothing anymore. You come home and something’s cold, or you didn’t get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.”

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